Well that sucked...
I have 3 alarms set on my phone two did not go off. The third did, but I had already overslept a half hour. I ran into its dwelling and screamed, "The bus is coming!" All the while not making eye contact of course.
It was undeterred, looked at the clock, snarled at me and rolled back over. Ten minutes later and still occupying its lair, I yelled again. It ROARED at me that it was up so I slinked back into my bed where I believe I was tranqued with a dart gun because I don't remember her leaving for school.
When I awoke there was a half eaten Pop Tart in the vicinity. Crumbs were everywhere & clearly she was mocking me.
I called her at 3pm today to see how her second day of school went.
Me: How was school?
Me: What did you wear to school today?
Me: Clothes huh? What a silly choice. Was your Medusa Head Dress unavailable?
Come back tomorrow for Day 3 of the Kracken Kronicles - Freshman Year