This isn't my definition. I came across this and it cracked me up...
Asian mothers are the worst of Asian parents. They are the ones, in particular, who bitch slap you if you get a B+ and force you to wear the cheap clothing they buy.
They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.
It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.
Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.
Stay tuned for some scary food insight of my life at age five tomorrow on "Inside the FLIP Side"