tag:funtasian.com,2013:/posts The Funtasian 2015-09-04T19:03:08Z The Funtasian tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/901309 2015-09-04T18:56:50Z 2015-09-04T19:03:08Z Jeannie Powers & The Hollywood Hitlist 09.04.15

Happy Force Day & Thanks for listening! Don't forget to check me out on Party 105.3 & My Country 96.1 on Fridays too from 4-6pm! 

To get your tickets for The Waiting Room directed by John Dorcic visit http://www.barebonestheater.com/

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/886149 2015-07-24T23:33:27Z 2015-07-24T23:33:28Z Jeannie's Hollywood Hit Lists 103.9 LI News Radio 7.24.15

So I showed up with my shirt inside out and backwards with only seconds to spare. That's the great thing about radio. You cant see me all disheveled at 6:47:50 a.m. throwing my backpack across the studio desk, ripping my R2D2 headphones out of my bag and trying to plug them in while my intro music is playing as Jay Oliver introduces me and I am still looking for my reports that are somewhere in my phone because my printer broke last night. Ahhh The Morning Show...Take a listen...

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/876998 2015-07-03T21:42:18Z 2015-07-03T21:52:27Z Jeannie's Hollywood Hit Lists 103.9 LI News Radio

Check out my Hollywood Hit Lists from the last few weeks on the LI News Radio Morning Show with Jay Oliver and George Romano 

I said Boner this morning while talking about Magic Mike XXL. Nothing beats that....See what I did there? Thanks for listening! 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/856741 2015-05-16T03:09:55Z 2015-05-16T03:09:55Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hitlist 5.15.15

Hey Tasians here are todays Hollywood Hitlist!

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/846471 2015-04-24T23:59:37Z 2015-04-25T00:54:40Z Click Below for the JEANNIE POWERS HOLLYWOOD HITLIST LI News Radio 103.9 FM 4.24.15

Hey Tasians,

Check out today's morning show. Jay could not wait to talk about Bruce Jenner again...

I have added last weeks Star Wars reports as well with all my flubs and my guest corresponded Darth Quillow who ran amuck & crapped on my news reports

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/839113 2015-04-10T19:55:04Z 2015-04-10T21:05:57Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hit Lists on 103.9 FM LI News Radio 4.10.15

Hey Tasians...

Disney STILL can't stop with the live action, Jay is so excited about my Bruce Jenner segment his breasts, George had the best Kanye line & I am soooo sad Hugh Jackman is going to retire as Wolverine. Check out my reports from today's morning show on 103.9fm LI News Radio because there is so much more...

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/835407 2015-04-03T18:25:44Z 2015-04-03T18:25:45Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hit Lists on 103.9 FM LI News Radio 4.3.15

Hey Tasians! Check out my Hollywood Hit Lists from the LI News Radio Morning Show on 103.9 FM Friday 4.3.15

Disney can't stop making live action, James Spaders' Ultron voice gives me a lady boner, The Smoking Man & Skinner are returning to the X-Files, GOT has spoilers, Kimmy Gibbler is getting her own show & more...

As always thanks for listening!

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/831897 2015-03-27T19:25:10Z 2015-03-27T19:25:11Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hit Lists on 103.9 FM LI News Radio 3.27.15

Hey Tasians!!

As usual, here are my Hit Lists from todays morning show with Jay Oliver & George Romano. We were a bit excited about the X-Files so excuse my lady boner...

Also check me out co-hosting the latest episodes on The Gagootz Showfrom St. Patrick's Day with my green hair and guests Jay Watkins & Andy Julia:  and on 3/24/15 with Joan St. Onge: 

Thanks for listening! See you next week!! 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/827563 2015-03-20T15:12:36Z 2015-03-20T15:12:46Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hit List Entertainment Report on LI News Radio 103.9 FM 3-20-15

Hey Tasians!

Here are my Hollywood Hit List reports from today's morning show. Thanks for listening. 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/824313 2015-03-13T23:56:23Z 2015-03-13T23:56:44Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hit List Entertainment Report on LI News Radio 103.9 FM

Hey Tasians!

Here are my Hollywood Hit List reports from today's morning show. Thanks for listening. 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/814566 2015-02-23T21:38:14Z 2015-02-23T21:38:34Z Jeannie Powers Hollywood Hit List Oscar Wrap Up

I was on air this morning doing my Hollywood Hit List with an Oscar Wrap Up.

Here is my second segment from this mornings. The first segment was not recorded. I was also half asleep so I am kinda glad. I was just as bad if not worse than NPH trying to pronounce David Oyelowo. 

Thanks for listening!!

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The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/813893 2015-02-20T23:57:11Z 2015-02-20T23:57:11Z JEANNIE POWERS - LI NEWS RADIO 103.9FM HOLLYWOOD HITLIST

Hey there!

Here are my entertainment reports from this morning for your listening pleasure. Everything from the SNL 40 show, my Fifty Shades of Grey outing, Oscars, Deadpool is coming & Johnny Depp news. More importantly I tell Jay to stop cutting me off. Ya Happy Bob??

Tune in this Monday February 23rd for my Oscar wrap up on 103.9fm or listen live online http://www.linewsradio.com/ at 6:48 & 7:48am

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As always, thanks for all the support, the love and for listening! xoxo


The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/812235 2015-02-16T04:50:50Z 2015-02-16T05:01:55Z I Co-Hosted The Gagootz Show on Madhouse TV

The last couple weeks I have been a fill in co-host on The Gagootz Show that airs live on Madhouse TV every Tuesday at 6pm. Here is last weeks episode with guests Tim Thomson & Les Degan and also Ryan Rizzuti. Hosted by Benny Rizzuti whose sock fashion sense is seriously lacking in this episode. I also plug myself over and over and over while mics break. Too bad we dont have Benny on one knee on camera but we do have a picture. Thanks for watching

Also check out a very funny episode I co-hosted two weeks ago with guests Chris Roach & Richie Ragu Geldermann. Richie has no idea what my name is or how to pronounce Aerial Yoga. Click the Link Below


Visit http://madhousetv1.wix.com/madhousetv2014#!about1/cwj7  for The Gagootz Show and many more. 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/812230 2015-02-16T04:18:10Z 2015-02-16T05:02:21Z Jeannie Powers - THE HOLLYWOOD HIT LIST ON LI NEWS RADIO 103.9FM

Hey Tasians! Here are the last two weeks of my Hollywood Hit List reports if you weren't up early enough to listen & more specifically for you Mom!  If you listen carefully to my Johnny Depp wedding news, I nonchalantly say he is quietly getting married in a cemetary instead of having a quiet ceremony without even noticing. Knowing Johnny Depp it probably sounded kinda normal but I didnt mean to do that. Still I cracked up after I heard the playback. 

Tune in every Friday morning at 6:48, 7:48 & 8:48am on 103.9 FM LI News Radio or tune in online to listen live http://www.linewsradio.com/ 

Thanks for your support as always!! 

Special thanks to Nardy Honda Smithtown for the sponsorship. Visit their website http://nardyhonda.com/ and come into their showroom for the #selfieforacivic sweeps going on until March 15, 2015. You can win a 2015 Honda Civic LX just for taking a selfie & posting it to your IG or Twitter account with #sweeps, #nardyhonda & #selfieforacivic. Must be 18 years or older and a resident of NY, CT or NJ. 

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tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/798144 2015-01-19T02:23:32Z 2015-01-19T02:23:32Z Jeannie Powers - LI NEWS RADIO 103.9 Entertainment Report 1.16.15

Hey everyone!!

Well a week ago I made my Entertainment Reporter debut on LI News Radio 103.9 FM and even though I have been on morning shows & podcasts and even on LI News Radio before, I had never been so nervous in my life. I literally had sweat underneath my eyes. I thought I was going to shit my pants all over the studio. Jay Oliver had me practicing breathing excercises seconds before I went on and for those of you who listened you might have heard the quiver in my voice. At the end of my first segment, I let out the biggest sigh of relief. I dont remember anything except my first sentence...Hey Gleek Fans!! 

I know it is not easy to get up at 7am. I can tell you I certainly have a hard time getting there by 6:30am. For my second day at the studio I left my report at home, I was sick and had to wing it but I didn't do too bad. (I did email it to myself but I couldn't get a signal at the airport!!)

For those of you across the country & around the world & my parents who can't wake up early enough to listen to my report I will be posting it here on my Funtasian page every week after the show. I covered the Oscar & Razzie nominations and the Golden Globe awards. 

Next week...no more of this award crap and back to entertainment news and pop culture from around Long Island, the region and the nation. 

I promise to start blogging again. I have been such a slacker. Maybe I will VLOG my next day in the studio with Jay and George for shits and giggles. George and I have a great time behind the scenes making fun of Jay. The Bobby Flay look alike...

One more thing...A big thank you to Nardy Honda Smithtown for sponsoring my entertainment report. hehehe. They stand the test of time...

Click the player to listen to the two segments from last Fridays show & tune in every Friday morning at 7:18 am & 7:48 am on the radio or online www.linewsradio.com to listen live and you can download the app! 


The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/626362 2013-12-04T05:09:40Z 2013-12-04T22:35:35Z The JP Pop n Stuf Podcast Episode 8

Welcome to episode 8 of The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast. We were joined by surprise guest Comedian Tim Dillon who was performing at Governors while we were taping. In tonights episode we talk about what happens when ghetto meets Northport, what kind of degree you need to point at things at the MET, what it took to make Melanie look pretty for her sisters wedding, the Muppets, a toy drive comedy show at Crossroads & we call my mom at the very end so stick around for it. She threatens to kick Melanies ass and calls me bootylicious...

Follow Tim Dillon on twitter: @timjdillon

Follow Melanie Englert on twitter: @melanieenglert

Follow Jeannie Powers on twitter: @funtasian

Decemeber 13th at 10:00 pm at Crossroads Restaurant in Hicksville there will be a toy drive comedy show featuring Tim Dillon, 

Melanie Englert & Dennis Rooney. Bring a new unwrapped toy. The show is FREE! I'll be there too...yayayayaa! Just show up, bring a toy and be merry...

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/623878 2013-11-27T05:33:33Z 2013-11-27T05:50:19Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast Episode 7!


Welcome to episode 7!

Thanks for stopping by. In this episode we shiver (not sit shivahhh), talk about how horrible it is to REALLY receive coal for Christmas, why you should always wear a helmet while riding a horse, my Jabba the Hut photo(if we get enough comments, I will post it), the year my Christmas was ruined by a dog mauling and the LA Swat Team, maggots on the ceiling, Hunger Games Catching Fire, Gremlins the movie, Pirahna. Stick it out til the end for a special treat...Melanies favorite drink. 

To see who will be playing at all three Governors Comedy Clubs: http://www.govs.com/

To see non jabba the hut photos of me: http://www.adriennebrandphotography.com/

Follow Melanie on twitter: @melanieenglert

Follow Jeannie on twitter: @funtasian

Like my facebook page http://www.facebook.com/thefuntasian

To Learn more about the film Umbrellas Kill: http://www.umbrellaskill.com/ While you are there, sign the petition!

Also visit the director of Umbrellas Kill at http://www.joepomarico.com/ 

Thanks for listening!! 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/622304 2013-11-22T05:40:07Z 2013-11-24T00:55:25Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast Episode 6


Welcome to episode 6 of The JP Pop n' Stuf Show with Jeannie Powers & Melanie Englert.

In todays episode we talk about crispy fried humans or death by electrocution, sesame street, Wicked on Broadway, Herald Square Bites, Umbrellas Kill directed by Mr. Sexy Voice Joe Pomarico and my parents haunted house which I was encouraged to talk about by Dennis Rooney and Lori Palminteri. It rendered Melanie speechless and if all went well she had nightmares and will never go to my parents house again. 

Thanks for listening and if you have any questions or comments please email them to Jppopnstuf@gmail.com or simply leave it below. 

Follow Melanie on twitter: @melanieenglert

Follow Jeannie on twitter: @funtasian

To find out about our sponsor Adrienne Brand Photography, visit their website at http://www.adriennebrandphotography.com/ where you can see fabulous pics of me.

Check out Joe Pomarico at www.joepomarico.com

Also find out who will be playing at Governors, McGuires & The Brokerage Comedy Clubs by visiting http://www.govs.com/

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/618948 2013-11-13T05:10:26Z 2013-11-20T01:12:14Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast Episode 5!

Welcome to Episode 5 of the JP Pop n Stuf Podcast with Jeannie Powers & Melanie Englert

In this episode Melanie is suffering from serious brown bottle flu, Melanie continues to have weird dreams about her head, Sasquatch, what movies make us cry, my review of Thor, The Muppets & other pop culture items. Listen all the way to the end...or "I'm going to kill you!" 

Thanks for listening! See y'all next Tuesday!

Leave a comment. We would love to hear from you! 

Follow Melanie on Twitter: @melanieenglert

Follow Me on Twitter: @funtasian

Check out my photos and more at http://www.adriennebrandphotography.com/

Also find out who will be playing at Governors, McGuires & The Brokerage Comedy Clubs by visiting http://www.govs.com/

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/616346 2013-11-06T06:11:03Z 2013-11-06T06:17:10Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast - Episode 4

Hello and welcome to Episode 4 of The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast 

In this installment we talk about Man of Steel vs. Superman Returns where I completely tune Melanie out because I am thinking about Henry Cavills glorius body, Melanies take on what happened to Harrison Ford during the filming of Regarding Henry, my horrible description of Divergent, Melanie's obsession with Ed Kemper(she kept his creepy face on the monitor the whole time), Melanies disgusting burping habit, trying not to stay on topic, our latest diner experience & much much more. 

Next week I will be bringing you my review on Thor & Enders Game. I can already tell you that Thor was amazing because he is undeniably the hottest man in hollywood right now & I dont really care about Enders Game but I love m&ms in my popcorn so I will use any excuse to go to the movies. 

Melanie refuses to eat until people post comments about our podcast. Please do so by posting a comment below or she may not make it to Episode 5. So you are either going to kill her or make her really really fat. I on the other hand do not need a reason to eat. EVER...

Thanks for listening!

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The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/615220 2013-11-02T00:05:13Z 2013-11-02T00:05:13Z Inside the Flip Side: Horsin Around Naturally with Sonny Garguilo

For all my horse loving friends & fans, I am a guest every Saturday with Sonny Garguilo on Horsin Around Naturally. Also in the studio is Meredith Smith who failed to remember me at first, but that's ok its all coming back to her now. wink wink

If you missed the last three episodes on My Country 96.1 of "Horsin' Around Naturally" with cowboy hat & chap wearing Sonny Garguilo (I am not sure if he realizes nobody can see him on the radio yet...), here they are for you. 

Horsin Around Naturally is broadcast every Saturday morning at 7:30am on My Country 96.1. If you are not local you can download the My Country 96.1 app in the Apple & Google Play stores or listen live on http://www.licountry.com/ (people have complained this doesnt always work though)

For more information on Sonny or to order his new book "Sonnyisms" visit http://www.sonnygarguilo.com/

If you have any questions or comments for the show email me: funtasian227@gmail.com

Thanks for stopping by and I will see you on the Flip Side! MWAHHHH

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/614323 2013-10-30T05:17:26Z 2013-11-01T00:57:18Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast- Episode 3

Here is episode 3 of the JP Pop n' Stuf podcast with comedian Melanie Englert & yours truly, Jeannie Powers. 

Welcome to the Halloween episode where we talk about serial killer Ed Kemper, the Carrie re-make, some crap about Kurt Russell movies, Disney, Melanies hook up at Karp Volvo & was I even there? 

Check it out and thanks for listening.

Follow Melanie on twitter @melanie_englert

Follow Jeannie on twitter @funtasian

Like Jeannie's fan page on http://www.facebook.com/thefuntasian

To view my awesome photos taken by our shows sponsor, Adrienne Brand visit her website at http://www.adriennebrandphotography.com/

Check out who will be performing at the Governors Comedy Clubs by going to http://www.govs.com/

If you have any questions, comments or topics you want us to discuss email Jeannie & Melanie at jppopnstuf@gmail.com

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/611894 2013-10-23T05:31:38Z 2013-10-23T05:31:38Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast - Episode 2

Welcome to Episode 2 of The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast. Tune in and listen to us talk about rabies shots, spraying the toilet with poo-pourri, Melanies infatuation with presidential tapes, Marc David Herschmann, real pebbles in the fruity pebbles and other funny stuff. Thanks for listening. If you would like to comment, ask us any questions, or have a topic...email us at jppopnstuf@gmail.com or funtasian227@gmail.com

You can also find Jeannie on twitter @funtasian

Melanie on twitter @melanie_englert

Like my fanpage: facebook.com/thefuntasian

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/609429 2013-10-16T05:14:01Z 2013-10-16T19:28:01Z The JP Pop n' Stuf Podcast - Episode 1

Here it is, the very first episode of The JP Pop n' Stuff Podcast! 

I am joined by my co-host Comedian Melanie Englert who  is absolutely obsessed with looking at my beautiful pictures everyday, I have no idea why I dont like things & don't think I need a reason, Melanie humps a stove while tripping out and gives birth to a turkey, how many times do you have to stab a pig and more...

Listen in for all the hilarity. We hope you enjoy episode one & as always thank you for your support! 

We will have a seperate website soon. Just workin out the kinks. 

Follow Melanie on twitter: @melanie_englert & on facebook: Melanie Englert

Follow Me on twitter: @funtasian & like my fan page www.facebook.com/thefuntasian

For suggestions on future topics or comments about our latest show email Melanie & Jeannie at jppopnstuf@gmail.com 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/604381 2013-09-25T22:55:59Z 2013-10-08T17:30:36Z The Kracken Kronicles - Waking the Kracken Days 12 & 13. Freshman Year...

Waking the Kracken - Day 12 & 13 of 180 Days 

It doesn't want to wake up & neither do I. Apprently KMS is contagious & I have it bad. 

I watched her father go in there and say her name at least 15 times with no response. I told him I will deal with her. ( I have yet to whip out my Medusa wig but I will!)

I went in there and yelled her name. It heard me and hissed back OK!! I AM UP!! 

As I started to back out of her lair, it laid back down in its own drool & began to snore. 

I yelled one more time that she was walking to High School today & she rose from her coma, grabbed a pop tart, left a trail of crumbs in her wake and off to school she went. 

She is going to have to start using that little black box on her end table called a clock one of these days before I turn myself to stone with my own Medusa wig. 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/604144 2013-09-25T04:00:17Z 2013-10-08T17:30:33Z Inside the Flip Side - Happy birthday Daddy

A year ago today I wrote a nice birthday blog to my dad thanking him for being my Dad. 

This year I will keep it short and sweet. Here are the pros & cons of being my dad


1. Duh...I'm his daughter


2. I'm his daughter

Happy birthday old man. You're still stubborn as shit after two bowls of white rice, but I love you anyway. 


Ps I'm so glad I didn't get your ears. That is all. 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/601378 2013-09-16T15:05:28Z 2013-10-08T17:29:57Z Waking the Kracken-Freshman Year-Day 5

Waking the Kracken Day 5 of 180 Days...

She was relatively tame. I am sure it was due to exhaustion. I watched her sway from side to side on the edge of her bed waiting for the face plant that never came. Part of me wanted to give her a little nudge, but I too was exhausted this morning. 

I started singing this song from Nightmare on Elm Street came to mind while I waited for her to strike...With a few changes of course.

One two the Kracken's coming for you

Three four, better lock your doors

Five six, grab your pop tarts & crucifix

Seven eight, better not wake up late

Nine ten, never heard from again...

She's making me lose my mind, lose my mind...

See you on day six...

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/600983 2013-09-13T04:58:38Z 2013-10-08T17:29:51Z The Kracken Kronicles Freshman Year - Day 4

Waking the Kracken - Day 4 of her Freshman Year...

Being the Spawn of Satan is no easy task. There are a multitude of chores that need to be done like; turning people to stone, staying cranky 24/7, hiding your spiked tail & trying not to melt people with your fire breath. The fact she is my child probably doesn't help her in the "Be nice" category either. 

Not to mention the KMS (Kracken Monstrual Syndrome) she gets every 28 daysYes, I meant to say Monstrual. Pray for me

This morning at 5:15 I decided to go in her lair with a normal voice to wake her. I had no plans to yell. Also, I wasn't tickling her feet again because I still have festering wounds from yesterday. As I am saying her name 50 times she finally moves. I couldn't tell if her eyes were open and peering at me so I flicked on the light. You would have thought I shined UV light on a vampire because she flailed like she had just walked into a spider web. At this point, my best bet was to run back to my comfy bed and wait. 

Tick Tock...Tick Tock...

Almost an hour goes by and she still hasnt left her room to brush her teeth or eat her Pop Tarts. Not exactly strange behavior but it was awfully quiet in there except for the slight sounds of rustling papers. I can see into the crack of her cave that shes sitting at the edge of her bed. She can very stealthy so I jumped out of bed and was in her room within a second or two. She stared me down and I could've sworn for a split second she was scared of me. NOPE

Me: are you doing your math homework at 6:15am?

Kracken: no just checking my backpack

(I grab the open notebook from her hands and look at the ditto) 

Me: Really, because having that calculator hidden in your lap, the wet ink on your ditto & the fact you look like the Kracken that just ate Andromeda doesn't exactly fit the description of checking your backpack.

Kracken: **crickets**

After spying her math homework and thinking it looked like jibberish I cant help but think it really wasn't homework but the dimensions of the crate she will keep me in locked in the basement. 

4 more hours til day 5. 

One more day til Saturday's sleep in. I may just wake her at 5:15 for my own amusement then take cover. 

The Funtasian
tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/600811 2013-09-12T00:08:01Z 2013-10-08T17:29:49Z The Kracken Kronicles - Freshman Year - Day 3

 Waking the Kracken - Freshman Year - Day 3 of 180 days. 

It is going to be a long school year. I can't wait for Saturday just so I can sleep in. This is such crap. 

I decided to take a quieter approach to waking the Kracken this morning instead of just barging in her room yelling that Zeus was coming for her first born. 

So at 5:15am I tip toed in its room without protective gear. She looked so peaceful under the blanket with her flaming auburn tresses stretched out over the pillow. I would not be deterred by my beautiful ginger Kracken. 

Trying not to make any noise, I lifted the end of the blanket and tickled the bottom of its feet only to be clawed by its sharp untrimmed talons. 

Day 3 was not a success. I threw a nail clipper at it and made a bee-line to the nearest medicine man for a tetanus shot. AKA Irish whiskey...

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tag:funtasian.com,2013:Post/600433 2013-09-11T04:12:14Z 2013-10-08T17:29:44Z The Kracken Kronicles - Waking the Kracken - Freshman Year - Day 2

Well that sucked...

I have 3 alarms set on my phone two did not go off. The third did, but I had already overslept a half hour. I ran into its dwelling and screamed, "The bus is coming!" All the while not making eye contact of course.

It was undeterred, looked at the clock, snarled at me and rolled back over. Ten minutes later and still occupying its lair, I yelled again. It ROARED at me that it was up so I slinked back into my bed where I believe I was tranqued with a dart gun because I don't remember her leaving for school. 

When I awoke there was a half eaten Pop Tart in the vicinity. Crumbs were everywhere & clearly she was mocking me.

I called her at 3pm today to see how her second day of school went. 

Me: How was school?

Kracken: Fine

Me: What did you wear to school today?

Kracken: Clothes

Me: Clothes huh? What a silly choice. Was your Medusa Head Dress unavailable? 

Kracken: **Silence...**

Come back tomorrow for Day 3 of the Kracken Kronicles - Freshman Year

The Funtasian