Are you thankful everyday or do you only give thanks right before Thanksgiving? I, myself give thanks everyday and it usually goes like this... Thank god I am NOT pregnant.
The last few days I was thankful for my curves & my vagina but there is so much more I am thankful for. Here is my list...
My sex toy because duh, everybody should have one or five. Everybody.
My kids so I can subcontract chores. They gotta be good for something.
My stiletto heels that make my short legs look hot when my feet are firmly planted on the ground and even hotter when they are up in the air. Wink.
Sex. Like who is not thankful for that? When you are married as long as I am it is hard to come by. Game over. So when you can get it, you better damn well be thankful for it.
My boobs. Im almost 41 and they still stand up on their own & they're mine. nuff said
Being half asian. I didn't get these cheek bones from the round eye side.
My mom & dad who without a doubt are there for me 24/7 and also have given me so much material to blog about that I will never run out of words. This includes my brother Ben too. I love you. (weak moment)
My dogs for shitting in the foyer and making me get up earlier than I have to.
The hall monitor who in tenth grade said to me, "You are going to have an hourglass figure with that little waist & the boys are going to love it" I laughed at her, but man she was a smart cookie
Tampax Ultra formally the Vortex. They finally make a tampon that can handle the civil unrest in my uterus only to discontinue it everywhere and finding it is like seeing a fuckin unicorn in the middle of Walmart.
Rainbow cookies. Just because they are pretty and they are my favorite cookie ever.
For every person in my life that has ever made me laugh. I find humor in all that I come across and it really gets me thru anything. Except childbirth, there was nothing funny about an 8lb parasite coming out of my vagina. ;)
My husband because I am crazy and well, YOU married me.
Jello shots, Pop Shots & Reddi Whip. Yum
Coochie Cream ;) For those of you who have no idea what it is. It makes the hair on your body grow back slower after you shave. AMAZABALLS
My Fama-ly because having 9000 asian relatives just isnt enough. Worse than rabbits
The Kraken for making my mornings as frustrating as they are hilarious.
Madzilla because we laugh til we cry
Most importantly I would like to thank YOU; my supporters, my fans & my friends. Thank you for coming back everyday and supporting my blog & my sick, twisted, sarcastic humor. You make it fun and you make me laugh which for me is the most gratifying aspect about being the Funtasian. Besides my cartoon self being so hot.
My friends old and new. You know who you are. You hold me up & pick me up, you let me sleep anywhere I want (like you have a choice), you train me, you push me, you drive me nuts, you share your panties, you crack me up, you let me poison you, you got me to vote, you look for Ben & Jerrys Cream Filled Whore & you feed me to name a few, but most importantly...You let me be ME. A complete & utter looney bin. I love you from the bottom of my icy cold heart.
So give thanks to your bits, your toys, your friends, your food, your loved ones & my blog. You're welcome. ;)
Happy Thanksgiving Tasians! See you on the Flip Side...MWAHHHHHH